I Won’t Go Out With You if You Think…

–A literary snob’s top-ten list for (in)significant others

Chris Wiewiora
-you’re a writer
-Sylvia is better than Ted
-The New Yorker is about New York
-The Atlantic is an ocean
-all poetry should rhyme
-the movie was better
-Jane Eyre is the most romantic book, ever
-e-books are “so cool”
-Twittering/blogging/texting is writing
-print is dead
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Chris Wiewiora is the assistant editor of The Florida Review. His fiction and nonfiction appears in South Loop Review, CICADA magazine, A cappella Zoo (“Teeth of The Cogs“), and is forthcoming on SwinkMag.com and in Now & Then: An Appalachian Magazine. His comic “Life of a Coffee Bean” appears in Bateau. This spring he won The Aurorean’s spring/summer issue Creative Student Writing Outstanding Haiku Award. He currently works at a pizza place called Lazy Moon. He is single.