I Won’t Go Out With You if You Think…–A literary snob’s top-ten list for (in)significant others

Chris Wiewiora

you’re a writer

Sylvia is better than Ted

The New Yorker is about New York

The Atlantic is an ocean

all poetry should rhyme

the movie was better

Jane Eyre is the most romantic book, ever

e-books are “so cool”

Twittering/blogging/texting is writing

print is dead

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Chris Wiewiora is the assistant editor of The Florida Review. His fiction and nonfiction appears in South Loop Review, CICADA magazine, A cappella Zoo (“Teeth of The Cogs“), and is forthcoming on SwinkMag.com and in Now & Then: An Appalachian Magazine. His comic “Life of a Coffee Bean” appears in Bateau. This spring he won The Aurorean’s spring/summer issue Creative Student Writing Outstanding Haiku Award. He currently works at a pizza place called Lazy Moon. He is single.