SUBMISSION GUIDELINES TORN FROM A MAGAZINE

Ron Riekki

We ask anyone who submits to please buy
a subscription to our publication and also
request that you commit suicide.  Anyone
sending more than two poems is an idiot.
We prefer you submit one poem or less.
Our reading period is May 3 to May 4.
Spelling and grammar errors are OK.
We can’t afford payment to anyone.
Do not mail or email poems.  We
only accept poems by fax.
Our poetry editor has a
serious meth addiction
so no meth poems
unless they’re
good.

Ron Ahimsa Riekki’s novel U.P. was its publisher’s bestseller in fiction for 35 weeks.  He has poems and short fiction forthcoming in Loch Raven Review.  He loves Kinderzimmer Productions’ song “Irgendwo Zwischen” and Loco Locass’ “La censure pour l’echafaud” and highly recommends international hip-hop.

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